Chuck Schumer Celebrates Memorial Day Alone As All Of Last Year's Guests Dead From E. Coli (Satire)
May 25th 2026 4:43pm EDT
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senator Chuck Schumer reportedly spent Memorial Day alone with his thoughts after having killed all of his backyard barbecue guests the previous year by serving them raw hamburger beef infected with E. coli.
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