• Considering the Life to Come

    Daily Stormer - Sep 8th 2024 11:55am EDT

    Everything is a total disaster and everyone knows it. This whole thing – life, the universe, everything – is a complete mess. Modern reality is designed to suck the life out of you. This world eats souls. It chews the flesh of souls, leaving soul-bones. Everything is pressure, from all sides. However, what we must […]

  • DoJ Claims YouTuber Lauren Chen is a Russian Spy

    Daily Stormer - Sep 7th 2024 1:34am EDT

    You probably remember Lauren Chen. She’s an attractive hapa from YouTube who made videos against feminism or whatever. I don’t watch videos made by women, but I was aware of her. She’s popular. She may be getting indicted by the Department of Justice for being a Russian spy. In an unsealed indictment the DoJ released […]

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  • Midweek Meme Mania: Just Be Happy, Friend. Everything is Going to be Fine

    Daily Stormer - Sep 4th 2024 8:08am EDT

    I’m doing the rest of the $500/hr phone calls. I’ve already begun today. If you’ve already paid or were trying to pay, I will get to you shortly. For everyone else: it’s going to be a lot more expensive next time, because this is way too many calls. I love you all and everyone has […]

  • Yes, Things Were Better When I was Younger

    Daily Stormer - Sep 3rd 2024 9:58am EDT

    Oh, when we were young. There is a narrative that goes: “things were not actually better when you were younger, it was just better because you were young.” This is a ridiculous narrative. Firstly, my life was not better when I was young. It’s much better now. So that does not work on me. “Things” […]

  • Memetic Monday: It’s All Good, Dear Friend

    Daily Stormer - Sep 2nd 2024 8:12am EDT

    Everything is great today. Thanks for asking. I hope everything is great for you as well, my dear friend. I’m going to finish the calls of anyone who wants to talk to me on the app starting Wednesday and then going through next week. Just text me on that app or if you already did […]

  • Memetic Monday: It’s All Good, Dear Friend

    Daily Stormer - Sep 2nd 2024 8:12am EDT

    Everything is great today. Thanks for asking. I hope everything is great for you as well, my dear friend. I’m going to finish the calls of anyone who wants to talk to me on the app starting Wednesday and then going through next week. Just text me on that app or if you already did […]

  • “Our Patience Has Its Limits” – China Tells the Philippines to Stop Attacking Ships, Tells US Terrorists Not to Try

    Daily Stormer - Aug 31st 2024 10:00am EDT

    First they told you we needed a war to protect the supremacy of the Aryan race in the Ukraine. Now they’re telling you it’s time to go to war to protect Filipino fishing rights. Meanwhile, our own cities are being rapidly conquered by violent barbarian hordes. The situation in the South China Sea is heating […]

  • Memetic Monday: I’m Trying to Make the Site Better, But It’s Difficult

    Daily Stormer - Aug 26th 2024 7:14am EDT

    On Sunday, I apologized for the site not being great lately. I understand the problems, and I’m glad to hear feedback. Basically, people want it to be funny and want long, interesting articles. It seems simple enough, as I have this ability. But it’s been really difficult lately to make the site as good as […]

  • No Important Article Today. Instead: Updates and Apologies!

    Daily Stormer - Aug 25th 2024 11:29am EDT

    I do not have an article of any importance this Sunday. This is in keeping with my overall poor performance this week, for which I apologize. For most news websites, the election season is peak season. Personally, I am very bored by it. Everything feels intensely gay and retarded. I am the only person saying […]

  • Meme Friday Spectacular: This is the Good Stuff

    Daily Stormer - Aug 23rd 2024 3:00am EDT

    I know I’ve been lax on memes lately. It’s because I didn’t feel like doing it. This week, I felt like doing it. Here we go. Get ready. We’re going.

  • Memetic Monday: I Identify as “Today is Monday”

    Daily Stormer - Aug 21st 2024 12:28am EDT

    Remember when boomers were making jokes about “I identify as” and then callous millennials started making jokes about their jokes, saying “‘I identify as an attack helicopter’? okay boomer, that sucks”? Then remember the millennials making fun of the original joke were actually more annoying, because they were smug faggots? Then remember when I made […]

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  • After Dan Bilzerian Blitzes the Gates, Kim Dotcom and Andrew Tate Name Jews as the Problem!

    Daily Stormer - Aug 20th 2024 9:52am EDT

    Poker player and ultimate pussy magnate Dan Bilzerian blitzed the gates on the Jewish problem, saying the whole thing during an interview with Patrick Bet-David last week. He has now blazed a path for other internet celebrities to say the same thing about the Jews, with both Kim Dotcom and Andrew Tate making statements against […]

  • Rob Schneider had Me Until: “I’m All for Immigration, It Just has to be Legal”

    Daily Stormer - Aug 19th 2024 12:00am EDT

    Classic 1990s SNL cast member and Duce Bigalow (Male Gigalo) Rob Schneider appeared on Tucker Carlson a couple days ago. I really liked the opening segment, where he was talking about his daughter attacking him, and he said he’s a recent convert to Catholicism, and he seems like a good person. Do you know that […]

  • Ask Anglin: “Why Won’t My Mother Let Me Get a Wipe-Down From the Hot Nurse?”

    Daily Stormer - Aug 18th 2024 5:07am EDT

    A troubled young lad was at the hospital, and put an interesting question to me. I believe many of you probably don’t know the answer to this question, so I should explain. In the hospital and a pretty girl is finally here and she offered on her own to wipe me down and clean me […]

  • Seditious Traitor Trump Calls for Flooding America With Anyone Who is Not a Murderer

    Daily Stormer - Aug 17th 2024 1:04pm EDT

    Trump says legal immigration is needed to replace the native population: “We’re going to let a lot of people come in because we need more people, especially with AI coming…” Follow: @AFpost pic.twitter.com/yq3fUGOgTu — AF Post (@AFpost) August 16, 2024 The day after vowing to devote his entire presidency to doing whatever Israel and Jews […]

  • Memetic Monday: Yes, It’s Tuesday, But This Collection is the Bomb Digity

    Daily Stormer - Aug 13th 2024 12:03am EDT

    You’re gonna get this one from me 3 times a year, regardless. Yes, I know these were late, my dearest friends. It hurts my heart to make friends wait for good things they love. But I am the meme master, and I deliver the good memes. I don’t deliver shit memes. Well, unless I’m rushed. […]

  • Taking the 2024 Election Seriously Makes You Look Stupid and Delusional

    Daily Stormer - Aug 11th 2024 6:01am EDT

    Regrettably, I have no spiritual enlightenment to share this Sunday. Perhaps, the message of “don’t vote, stop pretending this election is real” is a bit spiritually uplifting, as if you embrace the position that “voting is consent,” and then back that up with “it doesn’t matter anyway because it’s fake,” you will have a burden […]

  • Even the Taliban Didn’t “Solve” the Woman Problem. They Just Manage It Intelligently.

    Daily Stormer - Aug 4th 2024 5:26am EDT

    People look at women in Afghanistan and think “wow, the Taliban sure solved that problem.” This is true insofar as “they solved it as much as it is humanly possible to solve this problem.” But the reality is, if the Taliban had “solved” the woman problem, they would not need to keep them in bags. […]

  • Christian Zionism is Making a Comeback as Middle East Tensions Rise

    Daily Stormer - Aug 1st 2024 12:28pm EDT

    Wat I keep thinking that Christian Zionism has sort of burned out, but recent events have made me realize it is alive and well and still influential even if few people It was very popular when I was a kid. These people were saying that we should support the Iraq War because that will create […]

  • Memes Today! These Memes are Terrible, But They’re Memes!

    Daily Stormer - Jul 30th 2024 12:26am EDT

    Mementic Monday is temporarily changing its name to “Memes Today” because week’s memes are so bad, it would sully he “Memetic Monday” brand. This are some really terrible memes. You might find a laugh or two, just as you might find a German shepherd or two in the sewer system, but mostly it’s going to […]

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  • Room Elephant: Evangelical Christians Described the Antichrist as Getting Shot in Public and Saved by a Miracle

    Daily Stormer - Jul 27th 2024 10:38pm EDT

    This is a Chinese indie film that is pretty good, but very depressing. It’s all suicides and domestic violence and so on. Then the young director killed himself during post-production because of the stress. China makes some blockbuster type stuff, and they show the American blockbusters (though they are banning more and more of those […]

  • Some Brief Meta Notes on the State of the Stormer

    Daily Stormer - Jul 27th 2024 9:06pm EDT

    Sorry about the downtime Saturday. I didn’t exactly forget to pay a bill this time. It was sort of a little bit more complicated than that. As you’ll recall, I spilled gin on my computer and then got a new computer. Then I had to go to a different town for a week, and forgot […]

  • Clarification: Yes, Technically China has Increased Military Spending in the Past Decade

    Daily Stormer - Jul 25th 2024 2:05am EDT

    In response to my article yesterday about China’s plan for the world, I got several complaints about the claim I made that China has not built up its military in the way that John Mearshiemer predicted that it would. I stand by this statement as being fundamentally true, though as is often noted by both […]

  • Memetic [Insert Day of Week]: Whatever Happens, I Will Always Love You, My Friend

    Daily Stormer - Jul 23rd 2024 8:40am EDT

    Don’t ever worry about things you can’t control. All that does is take away energy from changing things you can control. Specifically, the only thing you can control is your own decisions. And just remember: whatever happens from here on out, I will always love you, my dear reader and very important parasocial friend. I […]

  • Biden Dropped Out So Fewer People Would Conclude “American Democracy” is a Ridiculous Scam

    Daily Stormer - Jul 22nd 2024 1:14am EDT

    I’m doing this “respect the sabbath” thing. I decided that the reason God tells us to take a rest is that we need a rest, and not resting at all for over a decade had severely drained me. Of course, Christians are not Jews, so everything is reasonable. Jesus said if a goat falls into […]