The Babylon Bee – Page 311 – Dissent Watch | Link Feed https://dissentwatch.com/?feed=linkfeed The Web's Most Forbidden News Mon, 13 Jul 2026 03:44:12 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0.1 https://dissentwatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/cropped-android-chrome-512x512-1-32x32.png The Babylon Bee – Page 311 – Dissent Watch https://dissentwatch.com 32 32 SATIRE – Nation Suffering Black Ink Shortage After Release Of Trump Affidavit https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-suffering-black-ink-shortage-after-release-of-trump-affidavit/ Fri, 26 Aug 2022 20:14:23 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/08/26/satire-nation-suffering-black-ink-shortage-after-release-of-trump-affidavit/
SATIRE – Nation Suffering Black Ink Shortage After Release Of Trump Affidavit

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SATIRE – Nation Suffering Black Ink Shortage After Release Of Trump Affidavit

]]> 0 SATIRE – Wife Hands Husband Target Receipt With Classified Purchases Redacted https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-hands-husband-target-receipt-with-classified-purchases-redacted/ Fri, 26 Aug 2022 19:58:16 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/08/26/satire-wife-hands-husband-target-receipt-with-classified-purchases-redacted/
SATIRE – Wife Hands Husband Target Receipt With Classified Purchases Redacted

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SATIRE – Wife Hands Husband Target Receipt With Classified Purchases Redacted

]]> 0 SATIRE – Harvard To Pay Elizabeth Warren $400,000 To Teach Class On Why College Is So Expensive https://babylonbee.com/news/harvard-to-pay-elizabeth-warren-400000-to-teach-class-on-why-college-is-so-expensive/ Fri, 26 Aug 2022 17:42:57 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/08/26/satire-harvard-to-pay-elizabeth-warren-400000-to-teach-class-on-why-college-is-so-expensive/
SATIRE – Harvard To Pay Elizabeth Warren $400,000 To Teach Class On Why College Is So Expensive

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SATIRE – Harvard To Pay Elizabeth Warren $400,000 To Teach Class On Why College Is So Expensive

]]> 0 SATIRE – Redacted Affidavit Just Says ‘Orange Man Bad’ https://babylonbee.com/news/redacted-affidavit-just-says-orange-man-bad/ Fri, 26 Aug 2022 16:21:03 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/08/26/satire-redacted-affidavit-just-says-orange-man-bad/
SATIRE – Redacted Affidavit Just Says ‘Orange Man Bad’

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SATIRE – Redacted Affidavit Just Says ‘Orange Man Bad’

]]> 0 SATIRE – DMT Hitting Joe Rogan Hard As He Could Swear Zuckerberg’s Eyes Just Blinked Sideways https://babylonbee.com/news/dmt-hitting-joe-rogan-hard-as-he-could-swear-zuckerbergs-eyes-just-blinked-sideways/ Fri, 26 Aug 2022 15:42:06 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/08/26/satire-dmt-hitting-joe-rogan-hard-as-he-could-swear-zuckerbergs-eyes-just-blinked-sideways/
SATIRE – DMT Hitting Joe Rogan Hard As He Could Swear Zuckerberg’s Eyes Just Blinked Sideways

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SATIRE – DMT Hitting Joe Rogan Hard As He Could Swear Zuckerberg’s Eyes Just Blinked Sideways

]]> 0 SATIRE – Meet Gender Studies Major Chloe And 7 Other Underprivileged College Grads Whose Loans You’re Paying Off https://babylonbee.com/news/meet-gender-studies-major-chloe-and-7-other-unemployed-college-grads-whose-loans-youre-paying-off/ Fri, 26 Aug 2022 00:07:11 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/08/25/satire-meet-gender-studies-major-chloe-and-7-other-underprivileged-college-grads-whose-loans-youre-paying-off/
SATIRE – Meet Gender Studies Major Chloe And 7 Other Underprivileged College Grads Whose Loans You’re Paying Off

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SATIRE – Meet Gender Studies Major Chloe And 7 Other Underprivileged College Grads Whose Loans You’re Paying Off

]]> 0 SATIRE – Average Lifetime Earnings Of A Gender Studies Grad Rise To $10,000 https://babylonbee.com/news/average-lifetime-earnings-of-a-gender-studies-grad-rises-to-10000/ Thu, 25 Aug 2022 22:47:06 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/08/25/satire-average-lifetime-earnings-of-a-gender-studies-grad-rise-to-10000/
SATIRE – Average Lifetime Earnings Of A Gender Studies Grad Rise To $10,000

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SATIRE – Average Lifetime Earnings Of A Gender Studies Grad Rise To $10,000

]]> 0 SATIRE – Wife Puts ‘I Did That’ Stickers Next To Socks Husband Keeps Leaving On Floor https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-puts-husband-i-did-that-stickers-next-to-socks-he-keeps-leaving-on-the-floor/ Thu, 25 Aug 2022 22:35:44 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/08/25/satire-wife-puts-i-did-that-stickers-next-to-socks-husband-keeps-leaving-on-floor/
SATIRE – Wife Puts ‘I Did That’ Stickers Next To Socks Husband Keeps Leaving On Floor

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SATIRE – Wife Puts ‘I Did That’ Stickers Next To Socks Husband Keeps Leaving On Floor

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SATIRE – New Dad Recovering After Spending Night On Uncomfortable Hospital Bench With Limited Snacks

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SATIRE – New Dad Recovering After Spending Night On Uncomfortable Hospital Bench With Limited Snacks

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SATIRE – Apple+ Announces New Show ‘Clintons In Cars Killing Witnesses’

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SATIRE – Apple+ Announces New Show ‘Clintons In Cars Killing Witnesses’

]]> 0 SATIRE – Man Recalls Harrowing Moment When Government Agents Forced Him To Sign $100K Loan At Gunpoint https://babylonbee.com/news/man-recalls-harrowing-account-of-time-when-government-agents-held-gun-to-his-head-forcing-him-to-sign-100k-loan/ Thu, 25 Aug 2022 18:44:50 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/08/25/satire-man-recalls-harrowing-moment-when-government-agents-forced-him-to-sign-100k-loan-at-gunpoint/
SATIRE – Man Recalls Harrowing Moment When Government Agents Forced Him To Sign $100K Loan At Gunpoint

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SATIRE – Man Recalls Harrowing Moment When Government Agents Forced Him To Sign $100K Loan At Gunpoint

]]> 0 SATIRE – ‘I Resent DeSantis’ Implication That I Am An Elf!’ Shouts Dr. Fauci In Little Shoes And Cap At North Pole https://babylonbee.com/news/i-resent-desantis-implication-that-i-am-an-elf-shouts-dr-fauci-in-little-shoes-and-cap-at-north-pole/ Thu, 25 Aug 2022 18:26:33 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/08/25/satire-i-resent-desantis-implication-that-i-am-an-elf-shouts-dr-fauci-in-little-shoes-and-cap-at-north-pole/
SATIRE – ‘I Resent DeSantis’ Implication That I Am An Elf!’ Shouts Dr. Fauci In Little Shoes And Cap At North Pole

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SATIRE – ‘I Resent DeSantis’ Implication That I Am An Elf!’ Shouts Dr. Fauci In Little Shoes And Cap At North Pole

]]> 0 SATIRE – In Support Of Student Loan Cancellation, AOC Dons ‘Tax The Poor’ Dress https://babylonbee.com/news/in-support-of-student-loan-cancellation-aoc-dons-tax-the-poor-and-give-it-to-the-rich-dress/ Thu, 25 Aug 2022 17:30:23 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/08/25/satire-in-support-of-student-loan-cancellation-aoc-dons-tax-the-poor-dress/
SATIRE – In Support Of Student Loan Cancellation, AOC Dons ‘Tax The Poor’ Dress

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SATIRE – In Support Of Student Loan Cancellation, AOC Dons ‘Tax The Poor’ Dress

]]> 0 SATIRE – She-Hulk Insists She’s ‘Fine’ While Literally Turning Into Enormous Green Monster https://babylonbee.com/news/she-hulk-insists-shes-fine-while-turning-into-enormous-green-monster/ Thu, 25 Aug 2022 16:44:02 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/08/25/satire-she-hulk-insists-shes-fine-while-literally-turning-into-enormous-green-monster/
SATIRE – She-Hulk Insists She’s ‘Fine’ While Literally Turning Into Enormous Green Monster

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SATIRE – She-Hulk Insists She’s ‘Fine’ While Literally Turning Into Enormous Green Monster

]]> 0 SATIRE – China Starting To Worry TikTok Has Made Americans Even Dumber Than They Intended https://babylonbee.com/news/china-starting-to-worry-tiktok-has-made-americans-even-dumber-than-they-intended/ Wed, 24 Aug 2022 22:15:22 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/08/24/satire-china-starting-to-worry-tiktok-has-made-americans-even-dumber-than-they-intended/
SATIRE – China Starting To Worry TikTok Has Made Americans Even Dumber Than They Intended

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SATIRE – China Starting To Worry TikTok Has Made Americans Even Dumber Than They Intended

]]> 0 SATIRE – 10 More Debts Biden Is Canceling https://babylonbee.com/news/10-more-debts-biden-is-canceling/ Wed, 24 Aug 2022 22:06:42 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/08/24/satire-10-more-debts-biden-is-canceling/
SATIRE – 10 More Debts Biden Is Canceling

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SATIRE – 10 More Debts Biden Is Canceling

]]> 0 SATIRE – Nancy Pelosi Leading The Charge For Biden Administration To Forgive Bar Tabs https://babylonbee.com/news/nancy-pelosi-leading-the-charge-for-biden-administration-to-forgive-bar-tabs/ Wed, 24 Aug 2022 21:38:52 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/08/24/satire-nancy-pelosi-leading-the-charge-for-biden-administration-to-forgive-bar-tabs/
SATIRE – Nancy Pelosi Leading The Charge For Biden Administration To Forgive Bar Tabs

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SATIRE – Nancy Pelosi Leading The Charge For Biden Administration To Forgive Bar Tabs

]]> 0 SATIRE – Dad Again Uses Kids As Excuse To Get McDonald’s https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-again-uses-kids-as-excuse-to-get-mcdonalds/ Wed, 24 Aug 2022 19:36:38 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/08/24/satire-dad-again-uses-kids-as-excuse-to-get-mcdonalds/
SATIRE – Dad Again Uses Kids As Excuse To Get McDonald’s

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SATIRE – Dad Again Uses Kids As Excuse To Get McDonald’s

]]> 0 SATIRE – Biden To Forgive $10k In Student Loans — In Unrelated News, Nation’s Colleges Raise Tuition By $10k https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-to-forgive-10k-in-student-loans-in-unrelated-news-nations-colleges-raise-tuition-by-10k/ Wed, 24 Aug 2022 16:11:45 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/08/24/satire-biden-to-forgive-10k-in-student-loans-in-unrelated-news-nations-colleges-raise-tuition-by-10k/
SATIRE – Biden To Forgive $10k In Student Loans — In Unrelated News, Nation’s Colleges Raise Tuition By $10k

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SATIRE – Biden To Forgive $10k In Student Loans — In Unrelated News, Nation’s Colleges Raise Tuition By $10k

]]> 0 SATIRE – ‘Starbucks Made Me The Wrong Drink’ And 10 Other Times Capitalism Failed https://babylonbee.com/news/Starbucks-Made-Me-The-Wrong-Drink-And-9-Other-Times-Capitalism-Failed/ Tue, 23 Aug 2022 22:05:36 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/08/23/satire-starbucks-made-me-the-wrong-drink-and-10-other-times-capitalism-failed/
SATIRE – ‘Starbucks Made Me The Wrong Drink’ And 10 Other Times Capitalism Failed

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SATIRE – ‘Starbucks Made Me The Wrong Drink’ And 10 Other Times Capitalism Failed

]]> 0 SATIRE – Family Spends Enjoyable Video Call With Grandma’s Ceiling https://babylonbee.com/news/family-spends-enjoyable-video-call-with-grandparents-ceiling/ Tue, 23 Aug 2022 21:47:01 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/08/23/satire-family-spends-enjoyable-video-call-with-grandmas-ceiling/
SATIRE – Family Spends Enjoyable Video Call With Grandma’s Ceiling

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SATIRE – Family Spends Enjoyable Video Call With Grandma’s Ceiling

]]> 0 SATIRE – Paul Pelosi Pleads Guilty, Sentenced To Return To Nancy Pelosi In 5 Days https://babylonbee.com/news/paul-pelosi-pleads-guilty-sentenced-to-return-to-nancy-pelosi-in-5-days/ Tue, 23 Aug 2022 21:09:50 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/08/23/satire-paul-pelosi-pleads-guilty-sentenced-to-return-to-nancy-pelosi-in-5-days/
SATIRE – Paul Pelosi Pleads Guilty, Sentenced To Return To Nancy Pelosi In 5 Days

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SATIRE – Paul Pelosi Pleads Guilty, Sentenced To Return To Nancy Pelosi In 5 Days

]]> 0 SATIRE – ‘Rings Of Power’ Showrunners Clarify That Any Resemblance To The Works Of Tolkien Is Purely Coincidental https://babylonbee.com/news/rings-of-power-showrunners-clarify-that-any-resemblance-to-the-works-of-tolkien-is-purely-coincidental/ Tue, 23 Aug 2022 20:03:13 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/08/23/satire-rings-of-power-showrunners-clarify-that-any-resemblance-to-the-works-of-tolkien-is-purely-coincidental/
SATIRE – ‘Rings Of Power’ Showrunners Clarify That Any Resemblance To The Works Of Tolkien Is Purely Coincidental

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SATIRE – ‘Rings Of Power’ Showrunners Clarify That Any Resemblance To The Works Of Tolkien Is Purely Coincidental

]]> 0 SATIRE – Man Patiently Waits For Neighbor To Go Back Inside So He Can Get To His Car Without Small Talk https://babylonbee.com/news/man-patiently-waits-for-neighbor-to-go-back-inside-so-he-can-get-to-his-car-without-small-talk/ Tue, 23 Aug 2022 18:44:16 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/08/23/satire-man-patiently-waits-for-neighbor-to-go-back-inside-so-he-can-get-to-his-car-without-small-talk/
SATIRE – Man Patiently Waits For Neighbor To Go Back Inside So He Can Get To His Car Without Small Talk

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SATIRE – Man Patiently Waits For Neighbor To Go Back Inside So He Can Get To His Car Without Small Talk

]]> 0 SATIRE – Liz Cheney To Replace Abraham Lincoln On Five-Dollar Bill https://babylonbee.com/news/liz-cheney-to-replace-abraham-lincoln-on-the-five-dollar-bill/ Tue, 23 Aug 2022 18:26:42 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/08/23/satire-liz-cheney-to-replace-abraham-lincoln-on-five-dollar-bill/
SATIRE – Liz Cheney To Replace Abraham Lincoln On Five-Dollar Bill

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SATIRE – Liz Cheney To Replace Abraham Lincoln On Five-Dollar Bill

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