The Babylon Bee – Page 313 – Dissent Watch | Link Feed https://dissentwatch.com/?feed=linkfeed The Web's Most Forbidden News Sun, 12 Jul 2026 09:42:52 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0.1 https://dissentwatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/cropped-android-chrome-512x512-1-32x32.png The Babylon Bee – Page 313 – Dissent Watch https://dissentwatch.com 32 32 SATIRE – Stelter Forced Out At CNN After Being Accused Of Sexual Harassment By Mrs. Potato Head https://babylonbee.com/news/stelter-forced-out-at-cnn-after-being-accused-of-sexual-harassment-by-mrs-potato-head/ Thu, 18 Aug 2022 18:37:59 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/08/18/satire-stelter-forced-out-at-cnn-after-being-accused-of-sexual-harassment-by-mrs-potato-head/
SATIRE – Stelter Forced Out At CNN After Being Accused Of Sexual Harassment By Mrs. Potato Head

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SATIRE – Stelter Forced Out At CNN After Being Accused Of Sexual Harassment By Mrs. Potato Head

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SATIRE – Progressive Mother Tells Daughter That She’s Beautiful Just The Way She Is, Unless She’s Trans In Which Case She’ll Need Extensive Plastic Surgery

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SATIRE – Progressive Mother Tells Daughter That She’s Beautiful Just The Way She Is, Unless She’s Trans In Which Case She’ll Need Extensive Plastic Surgery

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SATIRE – ‘I’m Not Dead Yet!’ Insists Biden As He’s Loaded Onto Cart Of Corpses

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SATIRE – ‘I’m Not Dead Yet!’ Insists Biden As He’s Loaded Onto Cart Of Corpses

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SATIRE – 10 Other Things Martin Luther Nailed To That Church Door

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SATIRE – 10 Other Things Martin Luther Nailed To That Church Door

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SATIRE – Church Puzzled By Low Attendance At Its ‘Sit Around and Talk About Your Feelings’ Men’s Conference

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SATIRE – Church Puzzled By Low Attendance At Its ‘Sit Around and Talk About Your Feelings’ Men’s Conference

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SATIRE – Man In His 30s Still Waiting For Breakthrough Moment Where He Knows What He’s Doing

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SATIRE – Man In His 30s Still Waiting For Breakthrough Moment Where He Knows What He’s Doing

]]> 0 SATIRE – Trump Voter Excited To See Whether He’ll Get Raided By FBI Or Gunned Down By IRS https://babylonbee.com/news/conservative-excited-to-see-whether-hell-get-raided-by-fbi-or-gunned-down-by-irs/ Wed, 17 Aug 2022 19:20:31 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/08/17/satire-trump-voter-excited-to-see-whether-hell-get-raided-by-fbi-or-gunned-down-by-irs/
SATIRE – Trump Voter Excited To See Whether He’ll Get Raided By FBI Or Gunned Down By IRS

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SATIRE – Trump Voter Excited To See Whether He’ll Get Raided By FBI Or Gunned Down By IRS

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SATIRE – Kindergarten Teacher Asks Kids What Gender They Want To Be When They Grow Up

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SATIRE – Kindergarten Teacher Asks Kids What Gender They Want To Be When They Grow Up

]]> 0 SATIRE – What All Those Car Warning Lights Mean – A Guide for Women https://babylonbee.com/news/what-all-those-car-warning-signs-mean---a-guide-for-women/ Wed, 17 Aug 2022 14:35:12 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/08/17/satire-what-all-those-car-warning-lights-mean-a-guide-for-women/
SATIRE – What All Those Car Warning Lights Mean – A Guide for Women

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SATIRE – What All Those Car Warning Lights Mean – A Guide for Women

]]> 0 SATIRE – Producers Confirm Liz Cheney Will Not Be Back For Season 2 Of January 6 Hearings https://babylonbee.com/news/producers-confirm-liz-cheney-will-not-be-back-for-season-2-of-jan-6-hearings/ Wed, 17 Aug 2022 14:03:12 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/08/17/satire-producers-confirm-liz-cheney-will-not-be-back-for-season-2-of-january-6-hearings/
SATIRE – Producers Confirm Liz Cheney Will Not Be Back For Season 2 Of January 6 Hearings

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SATIRE – Producers Confirm Liz Cheney Will Not Be Back For Season 2 Of January 6 Hearings

]]> 0 SATIRE – Touching: LeBron Spends Time In The Backyard With His Son Teaching Him How To Flop https://babylonbee.com/news/touching-lebron-spends-time-in-the-backyard-with-his-son-teaching-him-how-to-flop/ Tue, 16 Aug 2022 22:32:15 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/08/16/satire-touching-lebron-spends-time-in-the-backyard-with-his-son-teaching-him-how-to-flop/
SATIRE – Touching: LeBron Spends Time In The Backyard With His Son Teaching Him How To Flop

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SATIRE – Touching: LeBron Spends Time In The Backyard With His Son Teaching Him How To Flop

]]> 0 SATIRE – 10 Telltale Signs You’re About To Get Raided By The FBI https://babylonbee.com/news/10-telltale-signs-youre-about-to-get-raided-by-the-fbi/ Tue, 16 Aug 2022 20:46:06 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/08/16/satire-10-telltale-signs-youre-about-to-get-raided-by-the-fbi/
SATIRE – 10 Telltale Signs You’re About To Get Raided By The FBI

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SATIRE – 10 Telltale Signs You’re About To Get Raided By The FBI

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SATIRE – Boston Children’s Hospital Throws Child Off Roof After She Claims To Be A Bird

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SATIRE – Boston Children’s Hospital Throws Child Off Roof After She Claims To Be A Bird

]]> 0 SATIRE – Pastor Up Late Looking For Perfect Bible Verse To Go With Funny Life Anecdote https://babylonbee.com/news/pastor-up-late-looking-for-perfect-bible-verse-to-go-with-funny-life-anecdote/ Tue, 16 Aug 2022 18:29:00 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/08/16/satire-pastor-up-late-looking-for-perfect-bible-verse-to-go-with-funny-life-anecdote/
SATIRE – Pastor Up Late Looking For Perfect Bible Verse To Go With Funny Life Anecdote

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SATIRE – Pastor Up Late Looking For Perfect Bible Verse To Go With Funny Life Anecdote

]]> 0 SATIRE – President Biden Sad To Hear That Nice Blonde Nurse Who Always Follows Him Around Has COVID https://babylonbee.com/news/president-biden-sad-to-hear-that-nice-blonde-nurse-who-always-follows-him-around-has-covid/ Tue, 16 Aug 2022 18:08:50 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/08/16/satire-president-biden-sad-to-hear-that-nice-blonde-nurse-who-always-follows-him-around-has-covid/
SATIRE – President Biden Sad To Hear That Nice Blonde Nurse Who Always Follows Him Around Has COVID

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SATIRE – President Biden Sad To Hear That Nice Blonde Nurse Who Always Follows Him Around Has COVID

]]> 0 SATIRE – So-Called Conservative Hasn’t Even Been Raided By The FBI Yet https://babylonbee.com/news/weak-conservative-hasnt-even-been-raided-by-the-fbi-yet/ Tue, 16 Aug 2022 16:17:02 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/08/16/satire-so-called-conservative-hasnt-even-been-raided-by-the-fbi-yet/
SATIRE – So-Called Conservative Hasn’t Even Been Raided By The FBI Yet

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SATIRE – So-Called Conservative Hasn’t Even Been Raided By The FBI Yet

]]> 0 SATIRE – Thousands Of Kindergartners Dropped Off Across Nation For First Day Of Grooming https://babylonbee.com/news/thousands-of-kindergartners-dropped-off-across-nation-for-first-day-of-grooming/ Tue, 16 Aug 2022 15:18:24 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/08/16/satire-thousands-of-kindergartners-dropped-off-across-nation-for-first-day-of-grooming/
SATIRE – Thousands Of Kindergartners Dropped Off Across Nation For First Day Of Grooming

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SATIRE – Thousands Of Kindergartners Dropped Off Across Nation For First Day Of Grooming

]]> 0 SATIRE – Aunt’s Facebook Account Hacked Again https://babylonbee.com/news/aunts-facebook-account-hacked-again/ Mon, 15 Aug 2022 23:34:35 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/08/15/satire-aunts-facebook-account-hacked-again/
SATIRE – Aunt’s Facebook Account Hacked Again

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SATIRE – Aunt’s Facebook Account Hacked Again

]]> 0 SATIRE – 9 Things You Can Do With 150K Instead Of Paying A College To Brainwash Your Kid https://babylonbee.com/news/9-things-you-can-do-with-150k-instead-of-paying-a-college-to-brainwash-your-kid/ Mon, 15 Aug 2022 21:38:28 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/08/15/satire-9-things-you-can-do-with-150k-instead-of-paying-a-college-to-brainwash-your-kid/
SATIRE – 9 Things You Can Do With 150K Instead Of Paying A College To Brainwash Your Kid

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SATIRE – 9 Things You Can Do With 150K Instead Of Paying A College To Brainwash Your Kid

]]> 0 SATIRE – Brand New Tactical Knife Is The Same One Used By Navy SEALs To Open Their Wives’ Amazon Packages https://babylonbee.com/news/brand-new-tactical-knife-is-the-same-one-used-by-navy-seals-to-open-their-wives-amazon-packages/ Mon, 15 Aug 2022 20:58:10 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/08/15/satire-brand-new-tactical-knife-is-the-same-one-used-by-navy-seals-to-open-their-wives-amazon-packages/
SATIRE – Brand New Tactical Knife Is The Same One Used By Navy SEALs To Open Their Wives’ Amazon Packages

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SATIRE – Brand New Tactical Knife Is The Same One Used By Navy SEALs To Open Their Wives’ Amazon Packages

]]> 0 SATIRE – Woman Who Was A Tomboy Thanks God She Didn’t Grow Up Today When Her Boobs Would Get Hacked Off https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-who-was-a-tomboy-back-in-the-90s-is-sure-glad-she-didnt-grow-up-today-when-her-boobs-would-get-hacked-off/ Mon, 15 Aug 2022 20:39:02 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/08/15/satire-woman-who-was-a-tomboy-thanks-god-she-didnt-grow-up-today-when-her-boobs-would-get-hacked-off/
SATIRE – Woman Who Was A Tomboy Thanks God She Didn’t Grow Up Today When Her Boobs Would Get Hacked Off

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SATIRE – Woman Who Was A Tomboy Thanks God She Didn’t Grow Up Today When Her Boobs Would Get Hacked Off

]]> 0 SATIRE – 9 Clear Signs Your Husband Is Mad At You https://babylonbee.com/news/9-clear-signs-your-husband-is-mad-at-you/ Mon, 15 Aug 2022 20:00:42 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/08/15/satire-9-clear-signs-your-husband-is-mad-at-you/
SATIRE – 9 Clear Signs Your Husband Is Mad At You

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SATIRE – 9 Clear Signs Your Husband Is Mad At You

]]> 0 SATIRE – Americans Stranded In Afghanistan For Full Year Starting To Think Maybe Biden’s Not Coming Back For Them https://babylonbee.com/news/americans-stranded-in-afghanistan-for-full-year-starting-to-think-maybe-bidens-not-coming-back-for-them/ Mon, 15 Aug 2022 19:14:43 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/08/15/satire-americans-stranded-in-afghanistan-for-full-year-starting-to-think-maybe-bidens-not-coming-back-for-them/
SATIRE – Americans Stranded In Afghanistan For Full Year Starting To Think Maybe Biden’s Not Coming Back For Them

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SATIRE – Americans Stranded In Afghanistan For Full Year Starting To Think Maybe Biden’s Not Coming Back For Them

]]> 0 SATIRE – Dad At Theme Park Surveys Map Like Hardened General Executing Battle Plan https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-at-theme-park-surveys-map-like-hardened-general-executing-battle-plan/ Mon, 15 Aug 2022 18:11:20 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/08/15/satire-dad-at-theme-park-surveys-map-like-hardened-general-executing-battle-plan/
SATIRE – Dad At Theme Park Surveys Map Like Hardened General Executing Battle Plan

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SATIRE – Dad At Theme Park Surveys Map Like Hardened General Executing Battle Plan

]]> 0 SATIRE – Sources Allege Trump Stole Plans Revealing White House’s Thermal Exhaust Port https://babylonbee.com/news/report-trump-allegedly-stole-plans-revealing-white-houses-thermal-exhaust-port/ Mon, 15 Aug 2022 16:32:18 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/08/15/satire-sources-allege-trump-stole-plans-revealing-white-houses-thermal-exhaust-port/
SATIRE – Sources Allege Trump Stole Plans Revealing White House’s Thermal Exhaust Port

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SATIRE – Sources Allege Trump Stole Plans Revealing White House’s Thermal Exhaust Port

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