The Babylon Bee – Page 316 – Dissent Watch | Link Feed https://dissentwatch.com/?feed=linkfeed The Web's Most Forbidden News Mon, 15 Jun 2026 11:57:49 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0 https://dissentwatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/cropped-android-chrome-512x512-1-32x32.png The Babylon Bee – Page 316 – Dissent Watch https://dissentwatch.com 32 32 SATIRE – Officials Announce They Put The Decimal In The Wrong Place, Inflation Actually 91% https://babylonbee.com/news/officials-announce-they-put-the-decimal-in-the-wrong-place-inflation-actually-91/ Fri, 15 Jul 2022 16:05:37 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/07/15/satire-officials-announce-they-put-the-decimal-in-the-wrong-place-inflation-actually-91/
SATIRE – Officials Announce They Put The Decimal In The Wrong Place, Inflation Actually 91%

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SATIRE – Officials Announce They Put The Decimal In The Wrong Place, Inflation Actually 91%

]]> 0 SATIRE – After Spending Month Teaching From Movie Clips, Church Wonders Why Nobody Studies Their Bible https://babylonbee.com/news/after-spending-month-teaching-from-movie-clips-church-wonders-why-nobody-studies-their-bible/ Fri, 15 Jul 2022 15:53:36 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/07/15/satire-after-spending-month-teaching-from-movie-clips-church-wonders-why-nobody-studies-their-bible/
SATIRE – After Spending Month Teaching From Movie Clips, Church Wonders Why Nobody Studies Their Bible

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SATIRE – After Spending Month Teaching From Movie Clips, Church Wonders Why Nobody Studies Their Bible

]]> 0 SATIRE – Photos App Creates Beautiful Slideshow Of The Patio Furniture You Sold 4 Years Ago https://babylonbee.com/news/photos-app-creates-beautiful-slideshow-of-the-patio-furniture-you-sold-4-years-ago/ Thu, 14 Jul 2022 21:18:40 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/07/14/satire-photos-app-creates-beautiful-slideshow-of-the-patio-furniture-you-sold-4-years-ago/
SATIRE – Photos App Creates Beautiful Slideshow Of The Patio Furniture You Sold 4 Years Ago

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SATIRE – Photos App Creates Beautiful Slideshow Of The Patio Furniture You Sold 4 Years Ago

]]> 0 SATIRE – Youth Ministry Eliminates Teaching to Free Up More Time for Games and Pizza https://babylonbee.com/news/youth-ministry-eliminates-teaching-to-free-up-more-time-for-games-and-pizza/ Thu, 14 Jul 2022 19:59:47 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/07/14/satire-youth-ministry-eliminates-teaching-to-free-up-more-time-for-games-and-pizza/
SATIRE – Youth Ministry Eliminates Teaching to Free Up More Time for Games and Pizza

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SATIRE – Youth Ministry Eliminates Teaching to Free Up More Time for Games and Pizza

]]> 0 SATIRE – Warren Claims Pregnancy Centers Are Luring Women Onto A Big Red ‘X’ And Then Dropping A Piano On Their Heads https://babylonbee.com/news/warren-claims-pregnancy-centers-are-luring-women-onto-a-big-red-x-and-then-dropping-a-piano-on-their-heads/ Thu, 14 Jul 2022 19:13:26 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/07/14/satire-warren-claims-pregnancy-centers-are-luring-women-onto-a-big-red-x-and-then-dropping-a-piano-on-their-heads/
SATIRE – Warren Claims Pregnancy Centers Are Luring Women Onto A Big Red ‘X’ And Then Dropping A Piano On Their Heads

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SATIRE – Warren Claims Pregnancy Centers Are Luring Women Onto A Big Red ‘X’ And Then Dropping A Piano On Their Heads

]]> 0 SATIRE – 10 Ways To Spot The Closeted Conservative Working At Starbucks https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-to-spot-the-closeted-conservative-working-at-starbucks/ Thu, 14 Jul 2022 18:08:40 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/07/14/satire-10-ways-to-spot-the-closeted-conservative-working-at-starbucks/
SATIRE – 10 Ways To Spot The Closeted Conservative Working At Starbucks

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SATIRE – 10 Ways To Spot The Closeted Conservative Working At Starbucks

]]> 0 SATIRE – Report: Inflation So Bad You Can Only Get 2.08 Grams Of Crack For The Same Price You Could Once Get 20.8 Grams https://babylonbee.com/news/report-inflation-so-bad-you-can-only-get-207-grams-of-crack-for-the-same-price-you-used-to-get-207-grams/ Thu, 14 Jul 2022 17:27:11 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/07/14/satire-report-inflation-so-bad-you-can-only-get-2-08-grams-of-crack-for-the-same-price-you-could-once-get-20-8-grams/
SATIRE – Report: Inflation So Bad You Can Only Get 2.08 Grams Of Crack For The Same Price You Could Once Get 20.8 Grams

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SATIRE – Report: Inflation So Bad You Can Only Get 2.08 Grams Of Crack For The Same Price You Could Once Get 20.8 Grams

]]> 0 SATIRE – ‘Up Yours, Woke Moralists!’ Cries Jordan Peterson While Attempting To Ride The Ostriches At The Zoo https://babylonbee.com/news/up-yours-woke-moralists-cries-jordan-peterson-while-attempting-to-ride-the-ostriches-at-the-zoo/ Thu, 14 Jul 2022 15:41:43 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/07/14/satire-up-yours-woke-moralists-cries-jordan-peterson-while-attempting-to-ride-the-ostriches-at-the-zoo/
SATIRE – ‘Up Yours, Woke Moralists!’ Cries Jordan Peterson While Attempting To Ride The Ostriches At The Zoo

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SATIRE – ‘Up Yours, Woke Moralists!’ Cries Jordan Peterson While Attempting To Ride The Ostriches At The Zoo

]]> 0 SATIRE – Humans Feeling Strange Compulsion To Praise Whoever Created This https://babylonbee.com/news/humans-feeling-strange-compulsion-to-praise-whoever-created-this/ Thu, 14 Jul 2022 14:00:57 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/07/14/satire-humans-feeling-strange-compulsion-to-praise-whoever-created-this/
SATIRE – Humans Feeling Strange Compulsion To Praise Whoever Created This

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SATIRE – Humans Feeling Strange Compulsion To Praise Whoever Created This

]]> 0 SATIRE – 10 Ways To Survive At A Woke Corporation https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-to-survive-at-a-woke-corporation/ Wed, 13 Jul 2022 22:04:21 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/07/13/satire-10-ways-to-survive-at-a-woke-corporation/
SATIRE – 10 Ways To Survive At A Woke Corporation

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SATIRE – 10 Ways To Survive At A Woke Corporation

]]> 0 SATIRE – Biden Vows To Help All Minorities Whether They Are ‘Black, Yellow, Or Taco’ https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-vows-to-help-all-minorities-whether-they-are-black-yellow-or-taco/ Wed, 13 Jul 2022 21:20:30 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/07/13/satire-biden-vows-to-help-all-minorities-whether-they-are-black-yellow-or-taco/
SATIRE – Biden Vows To Help All Minorities Whether They Are ‘Black, Yellow, Or Taco’

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SATIRE – Biden Vows To Help All Minorities Whether They Are ‘Black, Yellow, Or Taco’

]]> 0 SATIRE – Febreze Introduces New Maximum-Strength Formula For Jr. High Boys’ Bedrooms https://babylonbee.com/news/febreze-introduces-new-maximum-strength-formula-for-jr-high-boys-bedrooms/ Wed, 13 Jul 2022 20:31:26 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/07/13/satire-febreze-introduces-new-maximum-strength-formula-for-jr-high-boys-bedrooms/
SATIRE – Febreze Introduces New Maximum-Strength Formula For Jr. High Boys’ Bedrooms

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SATIRE – Febreze Introduces New Maximum-Strength Formula For Jr. High Boys’ Bedrooms

]]> 0 SATIRE – Warren Condemns Underground Railroad For Tricking Slaves Into Escaping https://babylonbee.com/news/warren-condemns-underground-railroad-for-tricking-slaves-into-escaping/ Wed, 13 Jul 2022 18:58:52 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/07/13/satire-warren-condemns-underground-railroad-for-tricking-slaves-into-escaping/
SATIRE – Warren Condemns Underground Railroad For Tricking Slaves Into Escaping

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SATIRE – Warren Condemns Underground Railroad For Tricking Slaves Into Escaping

]]> 0 SATIRE – Waffle House Shuts Down 16 Locations As Areas Become Too Nice And Crime-Free https://babylonbee.com/news/waffle-house-shuts-down-16-locations-as-areas-become-too-nice-and-crime-free/ Wed, 13 Jul 2022 18:28:54 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/07/13/satire-waffle-house-shuts-down-16-locations-as-areas-become-too-nice-and-crime-free/
SATIRE – Waffle House Shuts Down 16 Locations As Areas Become Too Nice And Crime-Free

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SATIRE – Waffle House Shuts Down 16 Locations As Areas Become Too Nice And Crime-Free

]]> 0 SATIRE – Americans Offer To Trade LeBron To Russia For Brittney Griner https://babylonbee.com/news/americans-offer-to-trade-lebron-to-russia-for-brittney-griner/ Wed, 13 Jul 2022 17:05:45 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/07/13/satire-americans-offer-to-trade-lebron-to-russia-for-brittney-griner/
SATIRE – Americans Offer To Trade LeBron To Russia For Brittney Griner

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SATIRE – Americans Offer To Trade LeBron To Russia For Brittney Griner

]]> 0 SATIRE – Bucc-ee’s Beaver Announces Run For Texas Governor https://babylonbee.com/news/bucc-ee-beaver-announces-run-for-texas-governor/ Wed, 13 Jul 2022 15:41:27 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/07/13/satire-bucc-ees-beaver-announces-run-for-texas-governor/
SATIRE – Bucc-ee’s Beaver Announces Run For Texas Governor

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SATIRE – Bucc-ee’s Beaver Announces Run For Texas Governor

]]> 0 SATIRE – Christian Radio DJ Keeps Experiencing Deja Vu Feeling That He Played These Exact Same Songs An Hour Ago https://babylonbee.com/news/christian-radio-dj-keeps-experiencing-deja-vu-feeling-that-he-played-these-exact-same-songs-an-hour-ago/ Tue, 12 Jul 2022 22:13:42 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/07/12/satire-christian-radio-dj-keeps-experiencing-deja-vu-feeling-that-he-played-these-exact-same-songs-an-hour-ago/
SATIRE – Christian Radio DJ Keeps Experiencing Deja Vu Feeling That He Played These Exact Same Songs An Hour Ago

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SATIRE – Christian Radio DJ Keeps Experiencing Deja Vu Feeling That He Played These Exact Same Songs An Hour Ago

]]> 0 SATIRE – NASA Developing Even Larger Telescope To Photograph Your Mom https://babylonbee.com/news/nasa-developing-even-larger-telescope-to-photograph-your-mom/ Tue, 12 Jul 2022 22:04:30 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/07/12/satire-nasa-developing-even-larger-telescope-to-photograph-your-mom/
SATIRE – NASA Developing Even Larger Telescope To Photograph Your Mom

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SATIRE – NASA Developing Even Larger Telescope To Photograph Your Mom

]]> 0 SATIRE – White House Still Searching For A Biden They Can Send Out In Public https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-still-searching-for-a-biden-they-can-send-out-in-public/ Tue, 12 Jul 2022 20:44:16 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/07/12/satire-white-house-still-searching-for-a-biden-they-can-send-out-in-public/
SATIRE – White House Still Searching For A Biden They Can Send Out In Public

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SATIRE – White House Still Searching For A Biden They Can Send Out In Public

]]> 0 SATIRE – Study Shows U.S. 4th Graders Now Gay At A 12th-Grade Level https://babylonbee.com/news/study-shows-us-fourth-graders-now-gay-at-a-12th-grade-level/ Tue, 12 Jul 2022 19:06:16 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/07/12/satire-study-shows-u-s-4th-graders-now-gay-at-a-12th-grade-level/
SATIRE – Study Shows U.S. 4th Graders Now Gay At A 12th-Grade Level

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SATIRE – Study Shows U.S. 4th Graders Now Gay At A 12th-Grade Level

]]> 0 SATIRE – How Jill Biden Describes Each Ethnicity https://babylonbee.com/news/how-jill-biden-describes-each-of-the-ethnicities/ Tue, 12 Jul 2022 18:40:03 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/07/12/satire-how-jill-biden-describes-each-ethnicity/
SATIRE – How Jill Biden Describes Each Ethnicity

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SATIRE – How Jill Biden Describes Each Ethnicity

]]> 0 SATIRE – Polls Indicate More Breakfast Tacos Leaning Republican https://babylonbee.com/news/polls-indicate-more-breakfast-tacos-leaning-republican/ Tue, 12 Jul 2022 17:06:13 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/07/12/satire-polls-indicate-more-breakfast-tacos-leaning-republican/
SATIRE – Polls Indicate More Breakfast Tacos Leaning Republican

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SATIRE – Polls Indicate More Breakfast Tacos Leaning Republican

]]> 0 SATIRE – Study Finds 100% Of Work Meetings Ever Held In Human History Have Been Entirely Unnecessary https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-100-of-work-meetings-ever-held-in-human-history-have-been-entirely-unnecessary/ Tue, 12 Jul 2022 15:46:16 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/07/12/satire-study-finds-100-of-work-meetings-ever-held-in-human-history-have-been-entirely-unnecessary/
SATIRE – Study Finds 100% Of Work Meetings Ever Held In Human History Have Been Entirely Unnecessary

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SATIRE – Study Finds 100% Of Work Meetings Ever Held In Human History Have Been Entirely Unnecessary

]]> 0 SATIRE – Elon Musk Unveils The Tesla Model H Homeschooler Van That Will Fit All His Kids https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-musk-unveils-the-model-h-homeschooler-van-to-fit-all-his-kids-into/ Mon, 11 Jul 2022 23:49:23 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/07/11/satire-elon-musk-unveils-the-tesla-model-h-homeschooler-van-that-will-fit-all-his-kids/
SATIRE – Elon Musk Unveils The Tesla Model H Homeschooler Van That Will Fit All His Kids

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SATIRE – Elon Musk Unveils The Tesla Model H Homeschooler Van That Will Fit All His Kids

]]> 0 SATIRE – Dad’s Top 10 (And Totally Safe) Summer Activities For Kids https://babylonbee.com/news/dads-top-10-summer-activities-for-kids/ Mon, 11 Jul 2022 22:40:13 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/07/11/satire-dads-top-10-and-totally-safe-summer-activities-for-kids/
SATIRE – Dad’s Top 10 (And Totally Safe) Summer Activities For Kids

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SATIRE – Dad’s Top 10 (And Totally Safe) Summer Activities For Kids

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