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		<title>SATIRE &#8211; Dutch Government Announces Plan To Defeat Climate Change By Outlawing Food</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jul 2022 21:56:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>SATIRE &#8211; Mark Hamill Laments That Luke Skywalker Was Adopted By His Aunt And Uncle Instead Of Aborted</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jul 2022 20:36:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>SATIRE &#8211; Awesome: Heaven Announces VBS Volunteers Will Receive Bonus Tesla Upon Arrival</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jul 2022 19:14:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>SATIRE &#8211; Democrats Proudly Introduce The &#8216;Raise Gas Prices Even Higher And Make More Kids Trans&#8217; Bill</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jul 2022 18:12:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>SATIRE &#8211; Biden Calls On Pollsters To Raise His Approval Rating</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jul 2022 17:45:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>SATIRE &#8211; Unborn Babies Celebrate First Independence Day Since 1972</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2022 23:12:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>SATIRE &#8211; British Parliament Forms July 4 Commission To Investigate Colonial Insurrection</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2022 17:08:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>SATIRE &#8211; DoorDash Introduces Premium DoorDash+ Service Where They Will Actually Attempt To Get Your Order Right</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jul 2022 18:10:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>SATIRE &#8211; Adam And Eve Claim Getting Kicked Out Of Eden Was Due To Cancel Culture</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jul 2022 18:10:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>SATIRE &#8211; Dick Cheney Thrilled To No Longer Be Least Likable Cheney</title>
		<link>https://babylonbee.com/news/dick-cheney-thrilled-to-no-longer-be-least-likable-cheney/</link>

		
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jul 2022 16:46:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Disaster After Impractical Jokers Get A Hold Of Biden&#8217;s Cheat SheetREAD: https://babylonbee.com/news/disaster-after-impr&#8230;</title>
		<link>https://t.me/TheBabylonBee/3044</link>

		
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jul 2022 19:52:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Woman Starting To Think Company Offering To Kill Her Kid Doesn&#8217;t Have Her Best Interests At HeartREAD: https://babylonbe&#8230;</title>
		<link>https://t.me/TheBabylonBee/3043</link>

		
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jul 2022 18:52:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>R. Kelly Released After Revealing He Was Just One Of Ghislaine Maxwell&#8217;s ClientsREAD: https://babylonbee.com/news/r-kell&#8230;</title>
		<link>https://t.me/TheBabylonBee/3042</link>

		
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jul 2022 16:52:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Good Morning America Posts Tweet Celebrating Joe Biden As First White, Male PresidentREAD: https://babylonbee.com/news/g&#8230;</title>
		<link>https://t.me/TheBabylonBee/3041</link>

		
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2022 23:52:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Planned Parenthood Now Offering Post-Birth Abortion Services</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2022 23:47:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Legislative, Executive, And Judicial Branches Welcome Big Tech As 4th Branch Of Government</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2022 23:47:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Scholars Now Believe David Only Beat Goliath Because He Had The High Ground</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2022 23:47:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Texas Passes Law Allowing Students To Lasso Teachers Who Promote Critical Race Theory, Drive Them Out Of Town</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2022 23:32:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Not Good: Chick-Fil-A&#8217;s Thanksgiving Day Parade Float Just Activated Its Laser Eyes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2022 23:32:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Local Man Waiting For Second Person To Gather So Jesus Can Show Up</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2022 23:32:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Simone Biles Awarded Second Medal Of Freedom For Backing Out Of First Medal Of Freedom CeremonyREAD: https://babylonbee&#8230;.</title>
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		<title>We Asked 3 Christian Men What They Want In A Spouse &#8211; Here Are The Top ResponsesREAD: https://babylonbee.com/news/we-ask&#8230;</title>
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