The Babylon Bee – Page 322 – Dissent Watch | Link Feed https://dissentwatch.com/?feed=linkfeed The Web's Most Forbidden News Sun, 05 Jul 2026 17:36:17 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0 https://dissentwatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/cropped-android-chrome-512x512-1-32x32.png The Babylon Bee – Page 322 – Dissent Watch https://dissentwatch.com 32 32 SATIRE – Musk’s Wealth Cut In Half After Taking All His Kids To Chuck E. Cheese https://babylonbee.com/news/musks-wealth-cut-in-half-after-taking-all-9-kids-to-chuck-e-cheese/ Fri, 08 Jul 2022 18:17:20 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/07/08/satire-musks-wealth-cut-in-half-after-taking-all-his-kids-to-chuck-e-cheese/
SATIRE – Musk’s Wealth Cut In Half After Taking All His Kids To Chuck E. Cheese

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SATIRE – Musk’s Wealth Cut In Half After Taking All His Kids To Chuck E. Cheese

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SATIRE – Success! Climate Protesters Block Traffic Causing Cars To Idle Extra 3 Hours

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SATIRE – Husband Scientists Discover Strange Basket With Dirty Clothes In It

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SATIRE – Dog Graciously Allows Owners To Sleep In His Bed

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SATIRE – Biden Disappointed To Learn That Pink Hair Doesn’t Smell Like Strawberries

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SATIRE – Local Friends Have Now Communicated For 8 Months Straight Exclusively In Steve Carell GIFs

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SATIRE – Father Of 9 Elon Musk Admits He’s Only Going To Mars To Get Some Peace And Quiet

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SATIRE – First 12 Things Trump Will Do When He Inevitably Returns To Power

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SATIRE – Study Finds 92% Of Californians Who Flee The State Don’t Survive First Winter

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]]> 0 SATIRE – ‘Land Of The Free!’ Cheers Local Man Who Pays 39% Of His Annual Income In Federal Taxes https://babylonbee.com/news/land-of-the-free-cheers-local-man-who-pays-39-of-his-annual-income-in-federal-taxes/ Tue, 05 Jul 2022 23:27:54 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/07/05/satire-land-of-the-free-cheers-local-man-who-pays-39-of-his-annual-income-in-federal-taxes/

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]]> 0 SATIRE – Dutch Government Announces Plan To Defeat Climate Change By Outlawing Food https://babylonbee.com/news/dutch-officials-announce-plan-to-combat-climate-change-by-outlawing-food/ Tue, 05 Jul 2022 21:56:48 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/07/05/satire-dutch-government-announces-plan-to-defeat-climate-change-by-outlawing-food/

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]]> 0 SATIRE – Mark Hamill Laments That Luke Skywalker Was Adopted By His Aunt And Uncle Instead Of Aborted https://babylonbee.com/news/mark-hamill-laments-that-luke-skywalker-was-adopted-by-his-aunt-and-uncle-instead-of-aborted/ Tue, 05 Jul 2022 20:36:53 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/07/05/satire-mark-hamill-laments-that-luke-skywalker-was-adopted-by-his-aunt-and-uncle-instead-of-aborted/

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]]> 0 SATIRE – Awesome: Heaven Announces VBS Volunteers Will Receive Bonus Tesla Upon Arrival https://babylonbee.com/news/heaven-announces-vbs-volunteers-will-receive-bonus-tesla-upon-arrival/ Tue, 05 Jul 2022 19:14:42 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/07/05/satire-awesome-heaven-announces-vbs-volunteers-will-receive-bonus-tesla-upon-arrival/

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]]> 0 SATIRE – Democrats Proudly Introduce The ‘Raise Gas Prices Even Higher And Make More Kids Trans’ Bill https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-introduce-the-raise-gas-prices-even-higher-and-make-more-kids-trans-bill/ Tue, 05 Jul 2022 18:12:25 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/07/05/satire-democrats-proudly-introduce-the-raise-gas-prices-even-higher-and-make-more-kids-trans-bill/

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]]> 0 SATIRE – Biden Calls On Pollsters To Raise His Approval Rating https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-calls-on-pollsters-to-raise-his-approval-rating/ Tue, 05 Jul 2022 17:45:57 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/07/05/satire-biden-calls-on-pollsters-to-raise-his-approval-rating/

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]]> 0 SATIRE – Unborn Babies Celebrate First Independence Day Since 1972 https://babylonbee.com/news/unborn-babies-celebrate-first-independence-day-since-1972/ Mon, 04 Jul 2022 23:12:30 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/07/04/satire-unborn-babies-celebrate-first-independence-day-since-1972/

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]]> 0 SATIRE – British Parliament Forms July 4 Commission To Investigate Colonial Insurrection https://babylonbee.com/news/british-parliament-forms-july-4-commission-to-investigate-colonial-insurrection/ Mon, 04 Jul 2022 17:08:36 +0000 https://dissentwatch.com/2022/07/04/satire-british-parliament-forms-july-4-commission-to-investigate-colonial-insurrection/

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