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		<title>Newsom Designates California Sanctuary State For Fraud (Satire)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2026 16:05:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>10 Consequences Of Harambe&#8217;s Death (Satire)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 21:32:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>James Talarico Taking &#8216;Not Acting Gay&#8217; Lessons from Tim Walz (Satire)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 19:09:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Google Searches For Military School Skyrocket Ten Minutes Into Summer Vacation (Satire)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 18:34:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Elizabeth Warren Vows New Tax On Puppies (Satire)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 17:38:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Jill Biden Explains She Thought Joe Had A Stroke During Debate, Which Is Why She Left Him Up There To Die (Satire)</title>
		<link>https://babylonbee.com/news/jill-biden-explains-she-thought-joe-had-a-stroke-during-debate-which-is-why-she-left-him-up-there-to-die/</link>

		
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 17:06:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Family Hit Hard By Rising Cost Of Necessities Like Gas, Groceries, Netflix, DoorDash, Discount Wine Club, Pie-Of-The-Month Subscription (Satire)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 16:53:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>California Passes Law Making It A Crime To Report A Crime (Satire)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 15:47:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>&#8216;Jesus Never Said You Can&#8217;t Do This!&#8217; Shouts James Talarico While Dropkicking Labradoodle (Satire)</title>
		<link>https://babylonbee.com/news/jesus-never-said-you-cant-do-this-shouts-james-talarico-while-dropkicking-labradoodle/</link>

		
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2026 22:42:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>SBC Approves Use Of Tasers On Any Visitor Who Tries To Slip Past Greeters (Satire)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2026 22:27:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>White House Announces Iran Deal Completely Done Except For All The Important Parts (Satire)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2026 19:15:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Oh No: Band Going to Play Something From New Album (Satire)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2026 17:48:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Canadian Grandma Excited To Hear Her Family Is Paying To Hire A MAID (Satire)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2026 17:28:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Democrats Hopeful Average Texas Voter Wants To Ban Steak And Thinks God Is Gay (Satire)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2026 17:02:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Wife Says Her Love Language Is All Of Them And You&#8217;re Going To Have To Guess Which One She Wants Today (Satire)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2026 21:47:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Tragedy: Multiple Trump Assassins Accidentally Shoot Each Other (Satire)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2026 21:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Weird: High School Valedictorian Not Asian (Satire)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2026 20:47:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Physicians At Walter Reed Confirm Trump&#8217;s Midi-Chlorian Count Is Off The Charts (Satire)</title>
		<link>https://babylonbee.com/news/physicians-at-walter-reed-confirm-trumps-midi-chlorian-count-is-off-the-charts/</link>

		
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2026 20:18:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Noah Fined By HOA For Parking Boat In Driveway (Satire)</title>
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		<title>Grok Responds To Pope Leo By Publishing List Of 95 Theses (Satire)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2026 19:57:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Parents Help Graduate Sound Out The Words On Diploma (Satire)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2026 17:42:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Everyone In Chicago Shot Over The Weekend (Satire)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2026 17:13:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Chuck Schumer Celebrates Memorial Day Alone As All Of Last Year&#8217;s Guests Dead From E. Coli (Satire)</title>
		<link>https://babylonbee.com/news/chuck-schumer-celebrates-memorial-day-alone-as-all-of-last-years-guests-dead-from-e-coli/</link>

		
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2026 20:43:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Boaz Carefully Arranges Stalks Of Grain On Ground To Spell Out ‘Hey Gurl’ (Satire)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2026 20:14:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Review: &#8216;The Mandalorian And Grogu&#8217; Is A Fun Enough Flick — But It Utterly Fails To Mention Anything About Freeing Palestine (Satire)</title>
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