News From Jared Howe, Page 2
S o T o S p e a k | Ep. 939 | Bait and Switch
Jared Howe - Nov 15th 2022 7:44am ESTThey decided to give Dave Chappelle another chance after cancelling him for ridiculing trannies on Netflix, and he used it to make jokes about Jews on SNL. Anonymous sources claim Chappelle switched his monologues at the last minute, which is hilarious if true. I guess Kanye was unintentionally foreshadowing a bit when he referenced Chappelle’s Rick […]
S o T o S p e a k | Ep. 938 | The Rats Jump Ship
Jared Howe - Nov 12th 2022 7:48am ESTBiden’s Federal Trade Commission is now eyeing an investigation into Elon Musk over the departure of several high profile Jews from Twitter. Apparently having a few Jews quit on you is all it takes… Among those departing is Yoel Roth, who was said to have had Elon’s full support not nine days prior. Likewise, the […]
S o T o S p e a k | Ep. 937 | The Fall of FAANG
Jared Howe - Nov 8th 2022 7:35am ESTIt turns out Elon Musk isn’t the only tech sector boss doing mass layoffs… Facing the prospect of a prolonged recession spurred by rampant inflation and rising energy costs, Amazon and Facebook are both poised to let thousands of employees go. With Meta stock down almost 80% and its cash flow down 98%, Mark Zuckerberg […]
S o T o S p e a k | Ep. 936 | Very Weird Things
Jared Howe - Nov 4th 2022 8:33am EDTPaul Pelosi’s 2AM Spirit Cooking Sexcapade has once again exposed the average leftoid’s memory as curiously selective. From the people who brought us Top Ten Hits like “Donald Trump Hired Prostitutes to Piss in Obama’s Bed” and “We All Wish We Were Rand Paul’s Neighbor” comes… “Violence and conspiracy theories are never funny or acceptable!” […]
S o T o S p e a k | Ep. 935 | Elon Keeps Yoel Roth
Jared Howe - Nov 1st 2022 7:51am EDTIndian executives are dropping like flies over at Twitter since Elon took over, but it looks like there’s one group of people who are still safe… …Kanye right again! Elon Musk will be retaining Jewish homosexual Yoel Roth as “Head of Safety and Integrity” at Twitter. Additionally, he has installed Alex Spiro as head of […]
S o T o S p e a k | Ep. 934 | Simping for Dugin
Jared Howe - Oct 25th 2022 7:44am EDTTucker Carlson hasn’t yet mustered up the courage to defend Ye against the tide of censorship now breaking upon his back, but he has taken up the cause of another censored individual: Alexandr Dugin. Tucker isn’t really concerned with people getting censored for naming the Jew, but he’s taken a keen interest in getting to […]
S o T o S p e a k | Ep. 933 | Fuck They Whole Block
Jared Howe - Oct 21st 2022 9:00am EDTThanks to Ye, the tactical individualism of the Jewish community has been laid bare for all to see. It’s fine and dandy to blood libel whites as being collectively racist beyond redemption but you’ll be canceled outright for alleging that the Jewish people promote a culture of white collar crime amongst themselves. Also: I’m apparently […]
S o T o S p e a k | Ep. 932 | Golems Gone Wild
Jared Howe - Oct 18th 2022 7:56am EDTOy Vey! The golem know! Shut it down! …this was reportedly heard by service staff at JP Morgan headquarters following Kanye’s decision to go DEATH CON 3 on Jews, throwing caution to the wind and naming them indiscriminately. Banned from banking, social media, and YouTube, Ye has now purchased Parler and is looking to compete […]
S o T o S p e a k | Ep. 931 | El Reeve Muskovite
Jared Howe - Oct 14th 2022 8:34am EDTThe billionaire grandson of the guy who led Canada’s technocracy / futurism movement has worn a lot of hats over the years: web developer, online banker, car salesman, rocket man, angel investor, AI guy, transhumanist, arms dealers, “sustainable developer”, social media influencer, and more. Musk will soon become the owner of a social media platform […]
S o T o S p e a k | Ep. 930 | Backed by the Black
Jared Howe - Oct 11th 2022 7:50am EDTThe Eurasio-Duginoid Kalergites who comprise the Extremely Online Pissident Right have deemed Kanye’s critique of Jewish power to be insufficient because he doesn’t adequately support the existing government of Iran. “See! He’s a tool of Zog!” …as though their silence on the issue of Jewish nepotism in Russia is any better. They’re wrapping their critiques […]
S o T o S p e a k | Ep. 929 | Forced to the Front
Jared Howe - Oct 5th 2022 7:51am EDTS o T o S p e a k | Ep. 929 | Forced to the Front Having realized there’s no price Putin isn’t willing to pay to accomplish his geopolitical objectives, Russian troops have become pretty demoralized — so much so that Putin’s only option for replenishing his ranks is to conscript white Russian […]
S o T o S p e a k | Ep. 928 | It Could Only Be Anglo-Saxons
Jared Howe - Oct 3rd 2022 7:39am EDTIt’s official. Putin’s “special operation” to “denazify Ukraine” has now spiraled into a full-blown blood war on Anglo-Saxons. And while Putin is busy blood-libeling Anglo-Saxons and “the collective west” for what was probably a vodka-inspired fuck-up in the Baltic Sea, some listeners are writing in with text walls to whatabout on the topic of sabotage, […]
S o T o S p e a k | Ep. 927 | It Could Only Be Sabotage
Jared Howe - Sep 29th 2022 7:25am EDTThe investigation has scarcely even started but the conclusion is already in: Someone sabotaged the Nord Stream pipelines. How do we know it’s sabotage? It HAD to be sabotage. Because high pressure vapor delivery systems NEVER fail on their own. And since they never fail on their own, I guess it was a mistake for […]
S o T o S p e a k | Ep. 926 | Making Eurasia
Jared Howe - Sep 27th 2022 7:51am EDTIf you want to make a Eurasia, it’s necessary to have an Oceania. You ever get the sense that so-called “civilization states” and the Marxoids who run them are really just embellishing conflicts between themselves as a means to erode the borders of their neighbors until, one day, they can come together under the framework […]
S o T o S p e a k | Ep. 925 | Opposing Globalism
Jared Howe - Sep 26th 2022 7:49am EDTIt is often claimed that Putin’s motive for invading Ukraine is rooted in a sense of nationalist attachment to its people, yet Putin JAILS actual Russian nationalists and defames them as “cavemen.” And what do these Russian nationalists think about Putin’s invasion? Political prisoner Alexei Navalny calls it criminal and accuses Putin of sending hundreds […]
S o T o S p e a k | Ep. 924 | Feeding the Meat Grinder
Jared Howe - Sep 23rd 2022 8:49am EDTThe Eurasianist mask is off and the so-called “independence” movements of Eastern Ukraine are officially CANCELLED. Putin announced plans to mobilize 300,000 additional troops this week as various members of his administration called for referendums on joining the Russian Federation throughout Eastern Ukraine. …which is weird because I thought they were there to LIBERATE Ukraine’s […]
S o T o S p e a k | Ep. 923 | Scaring Leftoids With One Finger
Jared Howe - Sep 20th 2022 7:53am EDTMany of the presstitutes who were previously assigned to the Alt Right from 2016 to 2020 appear to have been reassigned to the Q-Anon beat in the current year. And like the Alt Right, there appears to be more media smear artists and Federal agents involved with tracking it than there are actual violent extremists. […]
S o T o S p e a k | Ep. 922 | Marxoid Monetary Theory
Jared Howe - Sep 16th 2022 8:36am EDTAccording to recent inflation data, we didn’t produce enough goods and services to offset the effects of rapidly expanding the money supply. It’s almost as though it’s faster to loan money into existence than it is to make things… Who would’ve thought? At least central banks can still demonetize cash and impose CBDCs to shield […]
S o T o S p e a k | Ep. 921 | Operation Z Comes Undone
Jared Howe - Sep 13th 2022 7:50am EDTRussian forces retreated south of Kharkiv over the weekend, giving up territory they’d spent the last six months trying to hold. The standard cope is that they weren’t ACKTCHUALLY focused on holding territory; they were more focused on destroying Ukrainian forces. In the end, they completed neither objective. Meanwhile, Duginoids and Eurasianists are on life […]
S o T o S p e a k | Ep. 920 | The Ultimate Cost of Geopolitics
Jared Howe - Sep 9th 2022 9:15am EDTNo empire can ever conquer the entire world without losing its own national identity in the process. If such an empire succeeds in its territorial ambitions, it is forced to assimilate the peoples it conquers. If such an empire fails in its territorial ambitions, it is left pregnable and defenseless. It might even be punished […]
S o T o S p e a k | Ep. 919 | Rural Whites Still Back Trump
Jared Howe - Sep 5th 2022 7:47am EDTThe turnout for Trump’s rally in Pennsylvania last week showed us that rural white Americans haven’t abandoned Donald Trump in spite of the lawfare or his own personal shortcomings. Speaking of which, Trump says he’s offering financial and legal support to some of the J6 defendants, which will come as much welcome news to most […]
S o T o S p e a k | Ep. 918 | Gorbachev Becomes a Good Communist
Jared Howe - Sep 2nd 2022 8:47am EDTWhen Darya Dugina died, her death dominated the news cycle for more than a week. Every outlet was running stories about it, her picture was pinned to the top of the Drudge Report, and “Dissident Right” pundits were feverishly turning out podcasts, streams, and text walls about how “not relevant” Dugin is. By contrast, former […]
S o T o S p e a k | Ep. 917 | Armed Communists Defend Pedo Convention
Jared Howe - Aug 31st 2022 7:58am EDTOne of the unfortunate consequences of right-wing public demonstrations is that they result in the opposite of the intended effect when right-wingers don’t have political power. For example, protesting at events where fags in dresses are stripping and gyrating for children doesn’t always get the police to take action against the organizers, especially in left-wing […]
S o T o S p e a k | Ep. 916 | The Disutility of Public Demonstrations
Jared Howe - Aug 29th 2022 7:58am EDTHigh-risk/low-reward political activism will apparently continue until morale…. does something. Californian Proud Boys apparently haven’t figured out yet that getting away with political demonstrations is a lagging indicator of who already has political power; not a leading one. Lindsay Graham, on the other hand, believes for some reason that Trump supporters will riot if he’s […]
S o T o S p e a k | Ep. 915 | Irrelevant Philosopher Becomes Center of Global News Cycle
Jared Howe - Aug 24th 2022 7:46am EDTIn a span of about five days, Russian geopolitical strategist and occultist Alexandr Dugin has gone from being “totally irrelevant” to almost a household name. Interestingly, the people who told us he was irrelevant have now pivoted to insisting that the assassination of Daria Dugina TOTALLY wasn’t a false flag. Sure it wasn’t… Meanwhile, Dugina’s […]