Jesus Calls On Followers To Eat Filet-O-Fish Sandwiches For 40 Days To Prepare For His Crucifixion (Satire)

Mar 25th 2025 5:48pm EDT

JERUSALEM — Sources close to the Son of God report that Jesus Christ has just called upon his followers to eat Fillet-o-Fish sandwiches for 40 days in order to prepare for his crucifixion.

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