Man Holds Off On Reading Bible So As Not To Ruin Suspense Of 'Passion Of The Christ' Sequel (Satire)

Mar 29th 2025 12:53pm EDT
RUIDOSO, NM — Local man Pete Blanton has decided to refrain from reading the Bible so as not to dampen the excitement of watching the Passion of the Christ sequel.
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