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Awesome Day

There will be nickels

Unauthorized.tv Unbearablesmerchandise.com Hugepianist.com/tour YouTube.com/owenbenjaminlive The licker of lollipops wearer of fancy pants from house toe is no match for the breaker of spells, Miller of goats from house bear.

Piano

If it wasn’t for my dad’s weiner and my mom’s “ok,” there would be no Owen Benjamin. Piano brought me to stand up comedy. I’ve had two Comedy Central specials. I’m tall but suck at basketball, I’m smart but can’t spell, I’m nice but kind of a dick. I’ve been in some movies: House Bunny, […]

Who Told it Better? Owen Benjamin or Dave Chappelle

I’m honored chappelle used one of my jokes for his news special. For a variety of social and demographic reasons when I told it I was banned from clubs. So it brings me great joy to see a member of the authorized comedy community use his minority status to show the world how funny the […]

Who Told it Better? Owen Benjamin or Andrew Shultz?

if you’d like to see the jokes the authorized comedians will be able to say in three years in October, come see me on tour! hugepianist.com/tour unauthorized.tv unbearablesmerchandise.com If it wasn’t for my dad’s weiner and my mom’s “ok,” there would be no Owen Benjamin. Piano brought me to stand up comedy. I’ve had two […]

#620 Grabbler football league (joke writing session)

A grabbler/babbler tries to shut down Idaho and Indiana. Let’s discuss. In preparation for my tour lets write some jokes. Larry Johnson getting woke on the NFL becoming feminized was very inspiring to write jokes about the NFL. The daily wire is at it again, the dark crystal looks shockingly familiar, and the tour sales […]