King Solomon Dies Of Old Age Waiting For 700 Wives To Decide On Restaurant (Satire)
May 1st 2024 2:33pm EDT
JERUSALEM — Sad news emerged from the royal palace today, as it was announced that King Solomon had died of old age while waiting for his 700 wives to decide on which restaurant to go to for dinner.
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