150-Pound Jabba The Hut Denies Using Ozempic (Satire)
Jul 14th 2025 12:08pm EDT
TATOOINE — Despite rumors circulating that the infamous gangster had transformed his look with the help of the trendy weight-loss drug, the now 150-pound Jabba the Hutt issued a public statement denying the use of Ozempic.
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