Staff Politely Inform JD Vance The Park Is Closing And He'll Have To Get Off Ariel's Undersea Adventure Now (Satire)
Jul 15th 2025 1:12pm EDT
ANAHEIM, CA — A moment of awkwardness arose over the weekend, as Disneyland staff had to politely inform JD Vance that the park was closing and he would have to get off Ariel’s Undersea Adventure now.
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