Michigan Police Help Muslim Immigrants Feel Welcome By Wearing Suicide Vests (Satire)

Sep 5th 2025 3:50pm EDT

DEARBORN HEIGHTS, MI — In what experts described as a major step toward a greater level of inclusivity for law enforcement agencies across the country, one Michigan police department announced that it would help Muslim immigrants feel more welcome by having its officers wear suicide vests while out on patrol.

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