Smart: This Man Joined The Mets So He Could Get Whole October Off Every Year (Satire)
Sep 29th 2025 6:04pm EDT
NEW YORK, NY — In a move experts now hail as one of the more shrewd decisions made in the professional sports world in the last several years, star baseball player Juan Soto revealed that he joined the Mets so he could get the entire month of October off every year.
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