America's Obesity Crisis Solved As EBT Benefits Run Out (Satire)
Oct 28th 2025 3:57pm EDT
U.S. — The American Medial Association announced the long battle with American obesity had finally come to an end thanks to EBT benefits running out amidst the ongoing government shut down.
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