Bose Introduces New Mariah Carey-Canceling Headphones For Christmas (Satire)
Nov 14th 2025 2:52pm EST
FRAMINGHAM, MA — Going out in public during the holiday season without being overcome with the desire to shove an icepick in your ears will be possible once again this year, as Bose introduced its new Mariah Carey-canceling headphones just in time for Christmas.
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