Flintstones Vitamins With Ozempic Now Available For Fat Kids (Satire)
Nov 17th 2025 3:22pm EST
MORRISTOWN, NJ — Drug manufacturer Bayer announced this week that they are releasing their popular Flintstones vitamins with added Ozempic to help slim down fat kids.
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