8 Tips To Take Your Megachurch Christmas Eve Service To The Next Level (Satire)

Dec 2nd 2025 7:00pm EST

It’s Christmas time again, and if you’re a megachurch pastor (or one of the 38 members of the pastoral staff), you know that a few robes and cardboard cut-outs of animals won’t cut it. You have to take it up a notch. Or a hundred notches.

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