Democrats Accuse Luke Skywalker Of War Crimes For Using More Than One Proton Torpedo Against Death Star (Satire)
Dec 3rd 2025 12:25pm EST
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In addition to calling for Secretary of War Pete Hegseth to resign due to his oversight of military drone strikes against drug boats, Democrats also accused Luke Skywalker of war crimes for using more than one proton torpedo against the Death Star.
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