Everyone In Michigan Arrested Just To Be Safe (Satire)
Dec 17th 2025 5:51pm EST
ANN ARBOR, MI — In the wake of police arresting University of Michigan’s football coach Sherrone Moore, authorities have decided to go ahead and just arrest everyone else in Michigan, just to be safe.
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