Trump Reduces D.C. Crime So Much Police Chief Resigns Out Of Boredom (Satire)
Dec 18th 2025 3:08pm EST
WASHINGTON, D.C. — D.C. Police Chief Pamela Smith reportedly stepped down from her duties on Thursday because President Donald Trump had reduced crime in the city so drastically that it had made her really bored.
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