Hole In Man's Heart Turns Out To Be In Shape Of Mini-Excavator (Satire)
Jan 14th 2026 11:27am EST
TYLER, TX — Local man Ryan Jennings discovered today that the hole in his heart was actually in the precise shape of a seven-ton mini-excavator.
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