First Astronauts On Mars Greeted By Mormon Missionaries (Satire)
Jan 23rd 2026 1:36pm EST
MARS — In what scientists called the most significant discovery in the history of space exploration, the first astronauts to touch down on the Red Planet were greeted on Friday by two young men in short-sleeved white dress shirts and black name tags.
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