Tragedy As Entire Studio Audience Drowns In Flood Of Jimmy Kimmel's Tears (Satire)
Jan 27th 2026 3:19pm EST
LOS ANGELES, CA — Emergency crews responded to a catastrophic incident at the famous El Capitan Theater in Hollywood last night, where an entire studio audience tragically drowned in a flood of Jimmy Kimmel’s tears.
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