The Fresh Fruit You Bought Is Finally Ripe — UPDATE: Too Late, It’s Rotten (Satire)
Feb 5th 2026 5:05pm EST
TUSCON, AZ — Local mom Ashley Marsten announced that she was glad to see the fruit she bought at the store earlier this week was finally ripe and ready to eat, and… oh wait… it’s rotten.
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