Super Bowl Will Be Delayed To Play National Anthems For All 165 Racial Groups In U.S. (Satire)
Feb 6th 2026 1:32pm EST
SANTA CLARA, CA — The NFL confirmed that this year’s Super Bowl, which normally starts at 6:30 Eastern, will be delayed until 11:30 PM to give everyone time to sing a separate national anthem for America’s 165 different racial groups.
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