Husband Enters Annual Hibernation Period Between Super Bowl And MLB Opening Day (Satire)

Feb 13th 2026 2:39pm EST

BLUE SPRINGS, MO — One of nature’s most wondrous events was on full display at one suburban home this week, as a local husband followed his innate instinct to enter his annual hibernation period between the Super Bowl and Major League Baseball Opening Day.

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