Seeing That It's 5PM, Talarico Paints on Some Stubble (Satire)
Jun 3rd 2026 3:13pm EDT
AUSTIN, TX — Senate candidate James Talarico was busy campaigning today when he noticed that the time had reached 5 PM. That meant that it was time for his daily ritual: painting some stubble on his face.
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