SATIRE - Toddler Waits Patiently To Vomit Until 5 Minutes Before Parents' Date Night
Jul 23rd 2022 12:21pm EDT
SHREVEPORT, LA — Plans for a relaxing date night were dashed upon the rocks of parenthood Thursday when Sam and Jen Goldwind witnessed 2-year-old Daenerys vomit just five minutes before leaving. Early reports indicate that the child had patiently waited to vomit until precisely the right moment in a ruse to keep her parents home. […]
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