SATIRE - Wife's Loud Gasp While Reading Phone Means Either Someone Died Or Got A New Handbag

Aug 8th 2022 12:50pm EDT

ST. PAUL, MN — Local man Donald Struthermeier was on high alert Monday after his wife gasped aloud while reading texts from her phone. He knew from experience that someone had either just died or bought a new handbag. Powered by WPeMatico

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