SATIRE - Golfer Buys New Driver So He Can Hit The Ball Farther Into The Woods

Aug 19th 2022 7:44pm EDT

HATFIELD, PA — According to sources, local CPA Jefferson O’Malley recently purchased a $1,000 driver that would “totally fix his game.” Sources confirm that the club has indeed improved his ability, as he can now hit the ball an additional 30-40 yards further into the woods. Powered by WPeMatico

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