SATIRE - Twitter Purchase Delayed As ATM Will Only Let Elon Get $200 Out At A Time

Oct 6th 2022 4:11pm EDT

AUSTIN, TX — Hopes for a quick and easy transaction for billionaire-inventor-entrepreneur Elon Musk’s purchase of the popular social media platform Twitter were dashed today as it was revealed Musk’s ATM would only allow him to withdraw $200 at a time. Powered by WPeMatico

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