SATIRE - New Breakthrough Treatment For Depression Just A Hammer To Smash Your Phone With

Oct 24th 2022 3:56pm EDT

NEW YORK, NY — Pfizer has announced the launch of a new breakthrough treatment for depression, Thorovil, a pharmaceutical that consists of a heavy metal head mounted at a right angle at the end of a handle. Patients prescribed Thorovil can use the object to smash their cell phones into tiny pieces, instantly curing all […]

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