SATIRE - Theologians Confirm 'Thou Shalt Not Steal' Doesn't Apply To Your Kids' Halloween Candy

Nov 1st 2022 3:24pm EDT

GENEVA — An international Protestant council of scholars and theologians has met this week and formally declared that the commandment “Thou Shalt Not Steal” does not apply to parents repossessing their children’s Halloween haul. Powered by WPeMatico

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