SATIRE - Eye Doctor Admits Air Puff Machine Doesn’t Do Anything, He Just Likes Watching People Flinch

Nov 6th 2022 12:37pm EST

DALLAS, TX — Local ophthalmologist Dr. Kyler Moore has admitted that the air puff machine doesn’t measure anything, and eye doctors do that purely for the joy of watching people flinch. Powered by WPeMatico

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