SATIRE - Horrified Balenciaga Teddy Bear Can't Remember Safe Word
Dec 6th 2022 11:52am EST

PARIS — A teddy bear became seriously injured Sunday night when it couldn’t remember the right safe word during a progressive bondage-themed photoshoot for kids at Balenciaga headquarters. Ambulances were dispatched to the scene where they treated the innocent toy and transported it to a nearby teddy-bear hospital. Powered by WPeMatico
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