SATIRE - Canadian Healthcare System Introduces Punch Card Where On Your 10th Visit You Get Free Suicide

Dec 12th 2022 3:59pm EST

OTTAWA — As Canada’s MAID (Medical Assistance In Dying) system continues to alleviate the pain of patients and the financial strain on the nation’s healthcare system, a recent innovation is expected to further improve results: Parliament just announced a punch card that allows patients to receive a free suicide after 10 doctor visits. Powered by […]

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