Glory Be! There's A New Joe Biden Bible Translation, And Here Are The Top 10 Verses (Satire)

Mar 1st 2024 2:50pm EST

In the most exciting Bible news since 1611, Zondervan announced today a new Joe Biden Version of the Scriptures. All the books of the Bible have been translated into Joe Biden’s native tongue, in hopes that the president and others with dementia can finally understand the Word of God.

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