God Confirms People Who Attend Church Two Days Per Year Can Go To Heaven For Two Days Per Year (Satire)
Mar 30th 2024 11:26am EDT
HEAVEN — In an announcement sure to have a significant impact on millions of lives before and after death, Heavenly sources confirmed that people who attend church two days per year can go to Heaven for two days per year.
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