God Announces He Will Now Be Voiced By James Earl Jones (Satire)

Sep 9th 2024 5:51pm EDT

HEAVEN — Though many have claimed to have heard the voice of God throughout human history, the Lord will now have a voice that is highly identifiable by all people, as a representative from Heaven confirmed that the deceased James Earl Jones had been contracted to play God’s Voice for all eternity.

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