Trump Dodges Falling Piano, Swinging Death Blade, Spiked Pitfall Trap On Way To Rally (Satire)
LONG ISLAND, NY — The tension of election season reached a new high today with conflicting reports of further attempts on the life of the former president, as Donald Trump dodged a falling piano, a swinging death blade, and a spiked pitfall trap on his way to a campaign rally.
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