DoorDash To Offer $2.99 Upgrade Where Driver Will Pre-Pray For Your Food (Satire)

Mar 19th 2025 3:32pm EDT

SAN FRANCISCO, CA — One of the country’s most popular meal delivery services made a move to boost its market share among Christian customers this week, as DoorDash announced it would begin offering a $2.99 upgrade where the driver would pre-pray for your food.

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