Trump's Skin Returns To Normal Human Color After Ban On Artificial Dyes (Satire)
Apr 23rd 2025 3:19pm EDT
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The leader of the free world was sporting a new look this morning, as witnesses noticed that President Donald Trump’s skin had returned to normal human color just one day after HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. began phasing out artificial dyes.
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