Newly Discovered Mosaic Law Required Israelites To Separate Themselves From Android Users (Satire)
May 5th 2025 5:54pm EDT
SINAI — Scholars marveled at the revelation of what was described as a long-hidden passage of religious text, as a newly discovered portion of the Mosaic Law required Israelites to separate themselves from “unclean” Android users.
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