FBI Determines Abraham Lincoln Killed Himself (Satire)
May 21st 2025 1:10pm EDT
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite 160 years of overwhelming evidence that pointed to foul play in the first assassination of an American president, the leaders of the Federal Bureau of Investigation revealed that they had now determined that Abraham Lincoln killed himself.
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