Ayatollah Reveals Big Surprise Was How Much He Saved On Car Insurance By Switching To GEICO (Satire)

TEHRAN — With the world wondering last night what would come of Iran’s ominous warnings, the Ayatollah revealed today the “surprise that would be remembered for centuries” was how much he had saved on car insurance by switching to GEICO.
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