Nation's Obese Air Travelers Announce Plans To Sit Next To You (Satire)

Jun 24th 2025 3:06pm EDT

ORLANDO, FL — Obese air travelers around the country have just announced plans to sit right next to you on your flight.According to morbidly overweight persons scattered throughout America’s airports, you’ll have a large amount of company on every flight you ever take for the rest of your life.”Ope! Sorry, coming through!” said several chubsters […]

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